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1 aagcobb  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:17:56am

Its a forgery!!!!!11!!

2 RogueOne  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:18:50am

Didn’t see your thread. That was quick!

3 Sionainn  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:23:25am

Oh, for Pete’s sake…the “breaking news” headline on Fox News: “White House Releases What It Says is President Obama’s Long-Form Birth Certificate.” (bold is mine)

4 JaggedJim  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:27:59am

re: #1 aagcobb

Photoshop!!!1!

5 lawhawk  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:32:36am

No matter how much evidence will be proffered that Obama was born in the US (and that his mother, as an American citizen) was sufficient to meet the constitutional requirements for ascending to the White House, there will be those who think that he simply isn’t an authentic American in some fashion.

It’s an interesting thing to look at the timing of this announcement though. Why release it now? Keep the powder dry, as it were, and release it when you want to completely blind-side - and it’s going to take a higher priority in media reports than the important news of the reshuffling of the DoD and CIA posts. Perhaps that was part of the WH strategy, but I think that they could have held on to this nugget for a bit longer - if only to get the rabid frothing masses who believe this nonsense to fall into the rabbit hole.

6 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:35:13am

Shocka!

There’s nothing there. I looked at it, of course.

There’s nothing there.

I hope some people feel properly embarrassed now.

7 elizajane  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:35:32am

Whew! The greatest issue of our times, resolved.
//

8 Sionainn  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:38:30am

Where’s the raised seal?!?! It’s a fake!11!!

9 Randy W. Weeks  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:46:43am

How pathetic and embarrassing that he’s had to do this.

Oh, and fuck Fox “News”.

10 Sionainn  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:54:33am

Obama: “We don’t have time for this silliness.”

Go, Obama! He also just acknowledged that there is a segment of the population who won’t believe anything he says/shows, but he isn’t talking to them, he’s talking to the majority of Americans (I personally think he’s being too generous with that…but…).

11 Sionainn  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 6:55:42am

Fox News is harping on the “carnival barker” comment made by Obama. I suspect that will generate some outrage.

12 Transfromnation  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:02:18am
“I want to look at it, but I hope it’s true,” he added. “He should have done it a long time ago. I am really honored to have played such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue.”

Oh fuck off, Trump. You shouldn’t feel any honor, you should feel ashamed for pushing such a ludicrous and racist issue. You owe the President any apology, you scumbag.

13 Decatur Deb  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:03:50am

The President just bumped Trump 10 points. It’s nice when you can select your opponent.

14 Mongo only pawn... in game of life.  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:14:06am

re: #9 LoneStarSpur

Canada agrees with you and a lot of us. Dear Faux Noose
Trump is also being who he is, which is a loudmouthed rich asshole who used up any cred he might have had by age 13.

15 Jeff In Ohio  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:16:54am

Honey badger doesn’t care. Honey badger keeps on going.

16 HappyWarrior  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:20:53am

The birthers still won’t shut up.

17 Randy W. Weeks  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:22:17am

Waiting for the string of apologies sure to be released any minute now.

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18 BishopX  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:25:22am

First Obama knocks huntsman out of the running in 2012, and now he gives Trump a leg up? I think this is what have a tactical president looks like.

19 shutdown  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:28:52am

Trump doesn’t have a chance. He will now have to explain why he said the certificate was missing, why he said his “investigators” found “unbelievable” things, etc. He is a one trick pony with a rubbish business record and nothing of substance to offer. He’s finished. He will use this as an excuse to remove himself from consideration, claiming he accomplished something of note (other than bumping his TV ratings).

20 MinisterO  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:30:06am

<wingnut>If this is real, why didn’t he release it earlier?</wingnut>

I’m betting that’s the official wingnut response.

21 HappyWarrior  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:31:07am

re: #20 MinisterO

<wingnut>If this is real, why didn’t he release it earlier?</wingnut>

I’m betting that’s the official wingnut response.

You know it.

22 celticdragon  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:31:12am

re: #4 JaggedJim

Photoshop!!!1!

I’ve already seen that bs being claimed in other threads.

Also, they now want to see the “official” form with baby footprints. (btw, that baby footprint form is a souvenir. It has no official standing whatsoever.)

23 Randy W. Weeks  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:31:58am

re: #19 imp_62

Trump doesn’t have a chance. He will now have to explain why he said the certificate was missing, why he said his “investigators” found “unbelievable” things, etc. He is a one trick pony with a rubbish business record and nothing of substance to offer. He’s finished. He will use this as an excuse to remove himself from consideration, claiming he accomplished something of note (other than bumping his TV ratings).

You really think anyone in the media is going to nut-up and ask him? I doubt it.

This shit just makes me weep for America.

24 Randall Gross  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:32:44am

Come on fellow lizards, don’t be fooled, everyone knows that Bill Ayers Ghost wrote the birth certificate. I remain unconvinced.

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25 MinisterO  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:32:48am

re: #19 imp_62

Trump doesn’t have a chance. He will now have to explain why he said the certificate was missing, why he said his “investigators” found “unbelievable” things, etc.

On this planet? What on earth makes you think a right-wing politician will be held accountable for his misstatements?

26 celticdragon  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:32:50am

Lots of claims that Trump scared the “Kenyan socialist” into making this move.

You need wings to stay above the bullshit at the rate it is piling up.

27 shutdown  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:34:19am

re: #23 LoneStarSpur

You really think anyone in the media is going to nut-up and ask him? I doubt it.

This shit just makes me weep for America.

You kidding? Anderson Cooper is probably drooling right now. Timing couldn;t have been better for his ratings.

28 theheat  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:36:54am

Mr. Heat watches the news before work every morning, and dashed out to tell me Obama released his birth certificate “but even that won’t shut those stupid cocksuckers up; they’ll say it’s forged.”

His words. But he’s right.

Does this mean Trump will gloat because he forced Obama’s hand, or can I hope he crawls off to FOAD?

29 shutdown  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:37:26am

re: #25 MinisterO

On this planet? What on earth makes you think a right-wing politician will be held accountable for his misstatements?

Certainly not by other wingnuts. But the attacks from the center and center right will be impossible to parry. The reasonable Republican commentators (few and far between, I know) will take advantage of this to blow up Trump.

30 jaunte  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:38:40am

re: #28 theheat

Trump is already taking credit for the release.

31 Randy W. Weeks  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:39:08am

re: #27 imp_62

You kidding? Anderson Cooper is probably drooling right now. Timing couldn;t have been better for his ratings.

That would actually require Donnie to go on his show. Cooper will bring it up, but Donnie will never answer a question about it. Mark my words.

32 leftynyc  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:39:36am

There’s a part of me that wishes he had waiting a year or so before this release but after reading his statement I realize that he’s well aware the birthers aren’t going to give up - he was speaking to the media and to independents. And calling trump a carnival barker was brilliant cuz you know donny is going to go apeshit. Now that he has proven to be eligible for the Presidency (for most of us that happened with the earlier release) any other document release requests should be met with a more polite way of saying go fuck yourselves.

33 elizajane  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:41:17am

Currently on the bus being forced by driver to listen to RW talk radio and it’s all “why didn’t he release it sooner?”

Because he didn’t have to, fuckwitz! Because he is being held to a higher standard of proof than any other candidate ever! And it’s bloody racist and humiliating, and Faux News owes him a huge apology which will occur on exactly the same day that Hell freezes over.

34 shutdown  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:41:38am

re: #31 LoneStarSpur

That would actually require Donnie to go on his show. Cooper will bring it up, but Donnie will never answer a question about it. Mark my words.

All he has to do is replay the insane nonsense from the recent interviews. Trump can point a finger to the west at sunset and claim he is making the sun go down, but nobody will believe it. Plus, BHO hasn’t “done” anything. He simply showed up the Birthers as a bunch of lunatics. The hard core won’t change their minds, but the fellow travelers will have to rethink their positions on Birtherism.

35 Sionainn  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:45:47am

re: #22 celticdragon

I’ve already seen that bs being claimed in other threads.

Also, they now want to see the “official” form with baby footprints. (btw, that baby footprint form is a souvenir. It has no official standing whatsoever.)

They didn’t even do baby footprints for my kids.

36 MinisterO  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:54:34am

re: #34 imp_62

The hard core won’t change their minds, but the fellow travelers will have to rethink their positions on Birtherism.

Birthers inhabit a carefully constructed world insulated from facts. I would bet there will be no significant change in the polls. Those who were already certain are still certain of whatever they previously believed. Those who had doubts still have doubts.

Hopefully the insanity will become a serious turnoff to people who were previously ambivalent.

37 Randy W. Weeks  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:55:52am

re: #34 imp_62

All he has to do is replay the insane nonsense from the recent interviews. Trump can point a finger to the west at sunset and claim he is making the sun go down, but nobody will believe it. Plus, BHO hasn’t “done” anything. He simply showed up the Birthers as a bunch of lunatics. The hard core won’t change their minds, but the fellow travelers will have to rethink their positions on Birtherism.

I’m not making myself clear: I want Donnie, with that dumbassed squinty look of his, sitting with an interviewer and have that person ask him point-fucking-blank about “why he said his “investigators” found “unbelievable” things, etc.”

I do not believe that will ever happen.

38 shutdown  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 7:57:00am

re: #37 LoneStarSpur

I’m not making myself clear: I want Donnie, with that dumbassed squinty look of his, sitting with an interviewer and have that person ask him point-fucking-blank about “why he said his “investigators” found “unbelievable” things, etc.”

I do not believe that will ever happen.

Bet you a bottle of bourbon he never gives an interview with any outlet other than FOX.

39 Randy W. Weeks  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 8:05:42am

re: #38 imp_62

Bet you a bottle of bourbon he never gives an interview with any outlet other than FOX.

I do not believe I will take that bet, sir. ;)

40 leftynyc  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 8:48:26am

re: #38 imp_62

Bet you a bottle of bourbon he never gives an interview with any outlet other than FOX.

That’s fine. I’ll settle for CNN and MSNBC and all the other-than-fox networks calling him a coward who hides behind fox news. It has hurt sarah and it will hurt donny.

41 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Wed, Apr 27, 2011 2:44:16pm

I had previously hoped he would do something like this as an October surprise. But maybe this is a good tactic from a different angle - making sure Trump grabs the nomination.


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